why the long facewait?
Karl makes promises he can’t possibly keep
how we fared in the Wacky December stakes
another cheap “Andrew’s Mom” joke
Andrew avoids confessing to a… conspiracy… to do something… (thanks to Karl)
how gift-giving works in the Hime family
Andrew tries vaguely to steer the conversation towards CES (blink and you miss it)
he’s a dick, he’s Karl
the origin of Fingerbib! (SPOILER: she’s not dead!)
Karl is devious, Part 37859
Salvation Army: loves the poors, hates the gays
George, Rhonda, Darci
Karl loves the parties, and the kitties
Andrew loves the men, and the math
it’s like being 16 again (and just as embarrassing)
How To Mack
Andrew’s Quality Pledge for the podcast
everybody should have a John
Karl knows the rules of comedy (and a magic number)
obligatory poker content (sort of)
the mystery of the Media Room
everything’s a [blank] with Karl
Yet Another Karl Bomb(tm)
Karl fails at doing his favorite impression
what you can learn about Andrew from his handwriting
The Mystery of the Palmer Method (our new emo band)
an analysis of methodology (we’re so brainy!)
personality traits of the successful and the unsuccessful
levels within levels
Karl explains why he fails at statistics before he fails at statistics
please don’t sue us, Scientologists
a list of videogames
Andrew hangs Karl out to dry (and wins!)
Karl returns the favor
a desperate grab for the female demographic
Karl is an honorable man
Karl quickly slides into disrepute
Karl’s non-sequitur theater
Andrew slips in a subtle but bad joke
pick your drug guru
Karl keeps paying compliments, Andrew keeps doubting, Karl keeps twisting the knife
what actually happens in the ghetto?
things you didn’t know about Jerry Orbach (he totally ruled)
Guess The Country
Karl’s subtle racism
Karl drops the sociopolitical knowledge (you’re learning!)
the return of balut!
Karl drops the economics knowledge (you’re learning!)
Karl experiences the tragedy of racism
Karl repays a debt
Andrew talks about vitamins (you’re learning!)
what’s wrong with garlic?
Andrew babbles like an idiot for a few minutes (worse than normal - you’re not learning!)
Ren is not going to like this
Andrew throws himself under the Facebook bus yet again
Ren is not going to like this, part 2
Andrew doesn’t know the rules about girl’s school spirit encouraging teams
Outro music: “Lake Michigan” by Rogue Wave
We thank the fans (all 7 of you) for your patience.
Podcast Summary
Two guys from Denton, TX talk about the really important things - sex, death, robots, dead relatives, and cats.
Frequently they mock each other. Sometimes they have something thoughtful to say. But usually not.